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Thursday, 31 December 2009

Fashion Etiquette.

How to avoid embarrassing yourself and offending others.


Yes it’s snowing. Yes it’s raining. Yes it’s bloody cold. However you my friend are inside so there is no excuse for you to be wearing what can only be described as a toilet roll cover on your noggin’.

Do you really need to look like an extra from N-Dubz whilst sitting in a lecture? The answer is no, you jolly well do not.

Hats this year have more accessories on them than Claire’s.

Pom-poms, sequins, beads, plaits ... you name it the Blue Peter cupboard probably stocks it and its probably on your hat!

Its perfectly acceptable to wander around the streets with you head looking like it is preparing for a parade but inside do the decent thing and de-hat.

As your mother would said ‘you won’t feel the benefit’ if you leave it on and god forbid you don’t get your money’s worth out of the ear flaps.

Written by Sarah Barns.

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